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Six-word stories: Had enough yet?

11:02 AM Tue, Feb 19, 2008 |
Michael Merschel   E-mail   News tips

The very short story craze is getting out of hand.

It began with Ernest Hemingway allegedly responding to a challenge to tell a story in six words or less. His response: "For Sale: baby shoes, never worn."

The first modern version I saw appeared in 2006 in Wired, which asked science fiction writers to attempt stories in six words or less. Some replies:

"Husband, transgenic mistress; wife: 'You cow!' "
-- Paul Di Filippo

"We kissed. She melted. Mop please!"
- -James Patrick Kelly

In November, Judy Alter noted this 12-word novel-writing contest. Some of the finalists among thousands of entries were:

"'There are no atheists in foxholes,' said the chaplain, 'so get out.'"
-- Jonathan Swiller

"Well, I warned her. Chickens do not like to ride in cars."
-- Jeanine Farrell

This month, NPR reported on Smith magazine's
quest for a six-word memoir. The magazine has even compiled a book, "Not Quite What I Was Planning," which includes the likes of:

"Fifteen years since last professional haircut,"
--Dave Eggers

"Well, I thought it was funny."
-- Stephen Colbert

Finally, the "Soapbox" feature in the recent Publishers Weekly weighs in with six-word memoirs that should have been on the list. Among them:

"Rich people: Bad. Poor people: good."
-- Charles Dickens

(Pause.) (Pause.) (Pause.) (Ties shoe.) (Pause.)
-- Samuel Beckett

"Horrid, unpleasant-making chick-lit—begone, noxious legacy!"
-- Jane Austen

So, before someone else declares the idea passe -- anybody want to take a stab at writing a six-word epic Texas novel? Maybe

"Alamo overrun. We're better now, thanks."

or

"Where buffalo roamed, we drive SUVs."

?



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